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*Billionaire plays on the radio*
“Oh, every time I close my eyes…”
Odile: I fall asleep. I’m Erwet! -
Do You Hear That, Smee?
“Gene Gill Gab … need help, loosing battery on cell … inside croc and headed to panama canal … contact the Navy … move fast. Sending from inside giant croc need help…”
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Or Helium!
- Me: It says "Whenever a chemist dies you have to barium"
- Will McDonald: bwahahhaha
- Will McDonald: lets just hope we can curium
- Will McDonald: if we dont then they argon
- Will McDonald: ok im done
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"You scared the shit out of my face!!"
Heloise
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"I want to come back as a bunny when I’m reincarcerated."
Lauren
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"Bitches love a stable PH"
William McDonald
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And A Bag of Chips
- Me: DRESSESSSSSSSSSSSS
- Me: Bye baby, I love you!!
- *I sign off*
- Will: dresses?
- Will: whats that mean dresses?
- Will: what are the babies for?
- Will: KENNAN KENNAN? AWWWWWWWWWWWW HERE IT GOES
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Gingerstone Park
“If redheads are really endangered than my dick is a wildlife preserve.” Matt
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Full Pack
“My mom packed me lunch today. A thing of hummus, a pack of cigarettes and a meal replacement bar. Awesome.” -Mark
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I Play Harry Potter
Will: I was playing Edward Pipet Hands and my boss caught me and he said, “This might be a stupid question…but what’s with the four pipets?”
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SHhhhheee GoTT-ttt Innn-too-OO LAa-AW SCH-hooOOL
- Gillian: alright i GUESS i'll go walk over to class
- Gillian: 15 minutes early...
- Gillian: sooo MUCH FUN!
- Gillian: we so excited
- Me: nooooooooooooo
- Gillian: haha
- Me: it's been in my head all day
- Gillian: i know me too
- Me: i'm like, its tuesday bitch, get out of my head
- Me: i wish it was friday
- Gillian: but i watched colbert's preformance of it on jimmy fallon at like 3 am last night
- Gillian: so no surprise there
- Gillian: yESSSSSSSSSSSSTtErrDddaaayayYYY was ThhUrrzsssDaayay thurzsssdaaayaYYyy
- Me: yesssss
- Me: too much hahahahah
- Me: u KRzay
- Gillian: Too--Ooo--DddDdddsaaaay ittttttttTtt isssSsss FRffrrfriiddaaayYyYYy
- Gillian: haha okay
- Me: adios weirdo
- Gillian: haha at least because i'll get to class early i won't have to decide
- Gillian: WHIchhCChhHH SEeeEeEeEAaaaAAAaat CaaanaNN I tTtaaaAkkkKEEeeEE!!!?!?!?!?!!
- Me: go awaaaaaaaaaay
- Gillian: haahah bai
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French Observations
“Pat, every time I ask you how your weekend was, all you tell me is what you eat!” Heloise
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Sharp Shooter
- Me: Where do you want to meet?
- Will: Your pants
- Will: *wink click wink click*
- Will: *click click click*
- Will: *winking blinking*
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All You'll Own is Earth Until...
- Me: so i want to say that because he knows what it feels like to be owned, that he doesn't want to own anything
- Me: and since he doesn't own the land, he treats it like a person
- Me: because who's to say that you actually own land?
- Me: or a person?
- Me: or a bear?
- Me: (the story is about a bear)
- Me: but i don't know how to get that out
- Meaghan: c&p the lyrics to "colors of the wind"
- Meaghan: A+!
